Edward Graziano, father of John Graziano (the kid Nick Hogan left in a vegetative state after his 2007 car accident) was arrested today for attempting to solicit a hit man on his wife, Deborah. And, ironically, the fact that he wanted her killed in a car accident is only the icing on the cake.

The kicker: he paid for the hit with $1100 cash, a $1000 personal check and a $13.06 giftcard to Westshore Pizza.

Really??? Haha what is wrong with people?!