Archive for the ‘Opinionated Jargon’ Category

What if Twitter, much like the Hokey Pokey, really is what it’s all about?

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

John Stewart & Sam Bee discuss “The Twitter Frenzy” and the hype surrounding the “Tweets” among congress and everyone else for that matter.

Mm.. so the people on myspace who update their status every four minutes now have a place where they can go where the people who actually pay attention to what they’re doing can “follow” their updates?! In a sense, for the rest of us who don’t really care to be force fed what everyone is doing at every given moment of the day, it’s an ingenious filter… but in regard to the rest of the site, content is lacking. It’s like one big clusterf*ck of a chat but everyone is just talking about themselves. The site revolves around peoples’ egocentricity?

After spending 10 minutes on the site, I have come to the conclusion that Twitter is just another means for peoples’ time to go wasted. I just don’t get what the craze is all about.

Soliciting Hit Man, Pricey. Soliciting Hit Man with Gift Card, Priceless.

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Edward Graziano

Edward Graziano, father of John Graziano (the kid Nick Hogan left in a vegetative state after his 2007 car accident) was arrested today for attempting to solicit a hit man on his wife, Deborah. And, ironically, the fact that he wanted her killed in a car accident is only the icing on the cake.

The kicker: he paid for the hit with $1100 cash, a $1000 personal check and a $13.06 giftcard to Westshore Pizza.

Really??? Haha what is wrong with people?!

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

In a city that barely holds a stick in comparison to the rest of the country as far as nightlife goes, we seem to be easily convinced of this grand disillusion that Seattle encompasses all that makes the world go round; that we’re untouchable, so to speak. What amuses me more than anything is how quick people are to point a finger at someone else for things they’re equally as reproachable of doing.

Hello, Pot, this is Kettle and you are black.

Nightlife as a whole is susceptible to the criticisms of anyone and everyone; whether they’re jaded by something, not part of the “inner circle” of their choice or those who simply chose not to live their lives in the limelight. But the criticisms and maxims come with the territory, as they do in any other industry. Stereotypes and prejudices don’t define people and if you truly believe otherwise you’ve got another thing coming. Hell, if they did I’m sure every mortgage broker or loan officer in the past two years would have been to rehab twice and filed bankruptcy by now, every “Joeys Girl” would have made their way through every social group in the city and those of you who simply enjoy going out on a regular basis would be deemed coke heads and groupies.. or both.

What a lot of people do not take into account is that behind the scenes, first and foremost, what we do is a business; the limelight comes with the territory. No one in their right mind is going to let some farcical speculation get to them in this industry. Especially when it’s coming from someone hiding behind the comfort of complete anonymity. I guarantee whoever feels the need to berate others for anything, whether between friends or on a public forum, is losing more sleep than the people they feel so compelled to talk about. Like I have always said, if people are talking, you must be doing something right. It’s flattering, really.

And flattery will only get you so far… When we’re sittin pretty w/ a hefty skrill flow in 5 years and you’re still running your mouth about whoever pissed in your cheerios that week, just remember: You are only as good as the love you have for other people, including yourself.

Think about it.

:)

Cheers.

The Ladder Theory Exposed.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

From natural selection to Herbert Spencer’s theory of Social Darwinism, we’ve all had theoretical notions on some level that some people might be slightly more favorable amongst the opposite sex than others. While these inclinations aren’t necessarily hereditary or part of any evolutionary adaptation… or quite as extreme as that of Spencer’s Social Darwinism (Gnarf, btw) they’re there.
Well, one Dallas Lynn has cracked the code and I give you laddertheory.com; answers to your lifelong questions regarding dating and the opposite sex are exposed in what might be one of the funniest and most entertaining websites I’ve ever visited. Don’t be deceived by the site’s less than canning aesthetic appeal… The content is extraordinary.

… Effing money.

Kanye West - Louis Vuitton Don??

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

kanye

Fanshionisto, Kanye West and self proclaimed Louis Vuitton Don tries his hand at design, partnering up with his favorite designer to release a line of footwear called, Louie… How fitting. West has been sporting the yet-to-be-released kicks on his own feet the past few weeks and they were featured on the LV runway during Paris Fashion Week. Dope style or overly glamourized tennis shoes in flashy colors?

She obviously was thinking this, while in Seattle.

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

I mean, I like Maroon 5 just as much as the next guy…but I’m getting sick of people asking me to park their car.

One time I did get owned pretty tough by an “Aladdin” reference.

Chris Brown, feeling the heat of Jay Z’s wrath.

Friday, February 20th, 2009

According to Jay Z, Chris Brown is a dead man. Any show he books, Jay will perform for FREE; any radio stations that play Chris Brown will no longer be permitted to play anything produced my Def Jam. A source tells Us Weekly, “He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.”

Daaaamn Sammy. Looks like Chris Brown’s got another thing coming.

Scene it all before.

Friday, February 20th, 2009

In an industry where anyone can get their foot in the door with as little as a myspace account and a lot of free time, ever wonder what it is about nightlife that attracts people? Everyone wants to be a promoter, everyone wants to be VIP, etc, etc, etc..

What happens when the old schoolers turn 30 and are still partying it up like and with 21 year olds? What happens when 21 year olds who once had to earn their way into the scene have egos the size of their “friends list” on some networking site?

If you’re on this site, you’re already engaged in the scene on some level. What defines your scene?

DJ Evil One, Legendary?

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

What to do when a market of full talented artists and DJ’s becomes so saturated, it’s own followers can’t even tell the difference between a nationally acclaimed headlining DJ and a local green pea? Break the norm and redesign the blueprint of which the majority of us use to define these talents today.

See one extremely talented DJ, Evil One, for yourself at The Shark in Kirkland tonight and at Imperial VIP’s 1 Year Anniversary Party at Last Supper Club tomorrow night; Los Scandalous, Sin City, NYC, AZ, PDX & now Seattle - He will rock it, guaranteed.

DJ Evil One Portrait

Time to step up the ever so repetitive game of ‘accredited’ DJ’s in the world of weekly events.

Lights, Camera, Rehab.

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

In one of the few industries where it’s socially acceptable to “party like a rockstar,” where do you draw the line? The lifestyle is easily glamorized but is there a dark truth that lies beneath the pseudo-charmed life of a promoter, professional partier or socialite? When does recreational cross the line to adverse and risky? In the last 2 years I can count 6 people that were once parts of my life that are no longer here because recreational turned lethal. Having been on both sides of the spectrum in all variables, multiple cities and different aspects of this industry, one starts to wonder who’s going to be next.

Scary sh*t.